Cover up da booty! (part 9)........

Agent Tango: Ice cold booty. Snow-covered cheeks!! Cover it up! Cover it up! He's *gotta* be cold!
Agent Apocalypse: Oh dear lord, it's like a Columbian druglord's boy-toy fantasy ...*sniff sniff*

Agent Tango: Courtesy of Oh La La we have half a dozen tushes. All exposed!! What is going on here?? What a cheeky display!
Agent Apocalypse: The guy in front seems very enthusiastic about this shot

Agent Tango: Another "cheeky" display. This almost looks like an orgy. Blonde-boy needs to turn *and cover* the other cheek!
Agent Apocalypse: {tilts head to side, confused}

Agent Tango: It looks like he is searching for something. I hope it's a pair of briefs. Cover it up man! Cover it up!
Agent Apocalypse: Yeah hopefully it's MY pair of briefs...
Agent Tango: {Hoses down Agent Apocalypse}

Agent Tango: *What* kind of massage is this?? His hand is firmly gripping that butt-cheek! Will there be a "happy ending" to this story?
Agent Apocalypse: "...just a little to the left... oh yeah that's the spot "


Agent Tango: I don't care how fit and acrobatic you are....the booty *must* be covered at all times!
Agent Apocalypse: Who wants to bet this guy was a cheerleader
Agent Tango: For what team??

Agent Tango: Harry needs to keep it covered!! Muggles beware!! A naked man-boy wizard will cast a spell on you!! He's not holding a wand...oh wait.....

Morning Workout (Lesson 5)

Stretch.....


Hangimg crunches.....


Use a workout partner.....

Beat a workout partner (while naked)..........

Eye Candy (Series 4)

Agent Tango: Interesting use of shadows. I believe the model's name is Sean O'Pry.
Agent Sagittarius: Is this where Vulcans come from?
Agent Tango: I guess the eyebrows and hair are a bit "Mr. Spock-ish"


Agent Tango: I guess it's all about the "abs" these days....
Agent Sagittarius:So, once you put on a piece of "tribal" jewelry does that make you "exotic"?
Agent Tango: Yes....


Agent Tango: I guess have a "pretty face" can get ya places too.... I'm betting this guy is short.
Agent Sagittarius: "Um, no mom I wasn't looking at my ass in the mirror. ...."
Agent Tango: (..but Agent Ajax was....)


Agent Tango: Again with the abs. Hmph....
Agent Sagittarius: I'm too sexy for my shirt?
Agent Tango: That was lame. "Right Said Fred??" C'mon now....

Agent Tango: I wonder what he is thinking.....
Agent Sagittarius: I knew i missed out on something when I opted out of wrestling, but I didn't think it was this.
Agent Tango: See? I told you not to sign up for the cheerleading squad.


Agent Tango: Naked and frustrated? ...or Frustrated and naked?
Agent Sagittarius: "God why does this keep happening to me? This is the third time this month. I don't even remember how I got here..."
Agent Tango: Let's see, I can *distinctly* remember a certain drunk Agent Sagittarius calling me from his doorstep 1 year ago, locked out of his apartment. Were *you* naked as well? Does this pic hit too close to homo...errr...home?


Agent Tango: More frustration. At least his booty is covered.
Agent Sagittarius: He can't afford a better place to live but he can afford 2(x)ist undies. Where are his priorities?
Agent Tango: On his booty...



Agent Tango: Once again there is nakedness. What if a crab comes up from behind him and pinches his booty..or even worse...his.. "stuff" ?!?
Agent Sagittarius: I'm cold, wet, naked, and want to go home.
Agent Tango: Didn't you say that last week at the end of your friend's birthday party?

Agent Tango: What is he doing with his tongue??!
Agent Sagittarius: What is he wearing? And the hair?
Agent Tango: Gap rejects. The hair is very "Curious George-ish".

Stuff in the crosshairs......

Agent Tango: Matt Damon can surf?? Who knew?!! .....



Agent Tango: Chad white is everywhere! Everyone seems to be "ga-ga" over him. Must be the ....fuzzy haircut...
Agent Sagittarius: I think it's the eyebrows




Agent Tango: Or is it the abs?.....
Agent Sagittarius: He looks fat here.....or pregnant

Agent Tango: Yikes! ... Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo...naked...having sex in Mexico... "Viva la hot tub!"
Agent Sagittarius: One more celebrity sex tape. How many of these do we have to see before people realize that they do the same things that regular people do?
Agent Tango: Hey, I don't have sex in Mexican hot tubs....Am I not regular?!?





Agent Tango: The elastic isn't enough?!...or is he too cheap to buy a leather harness?
Agent Sagittarius: I knew I wasn't the only one who needs suspenders to keep their underwear up.




Agent Tango: Hmmm....I wonder how I would look with a "mop top"...
Agent Sagittarius: "I just woke up. I'm hungry, and I look like shit, You smile for the camera."


Agent Tango: Who sleeps like this?!?....Talk about horny!
Agent Sagittarius: Breakfast in bed? I'll take two please?
Agent Tango: Two of what?....nevermind... I don't wanna know....

Agent Tango: It's good to see that Paris is recovering in Hawaii and turning over a new leaf...>>ahem!<<
Agent Sagittarius: She's finally wearing something down there. Maybe she's practicing lamaze. You know she'll be pregnant soon since she doesn't wear undewear. She just taking her chances.
Agent Tango: Be nice :-)

Morning Workout (Lesson 4)

One-armed handstand.....


Kick-boxing....(clothing optional).....


Pilates exercise ball.....


Push-ups...in bed.....

Random stuff......

Agent Tango: My question is: Would he look better with a haircut?
Agent Sagittarius: Body hair cut. Shave the chest, then yeah, he's hotter.

Agent Tango: Wow, he's like a super-hero. He's got the physique, the stance, the groovy briefs. He could be "Captain Pectoral!"
Agent Sagittarius: He's like the little boy that's trying to be a superhero. All he needs is a towel around his neck.


Agent Tango: One should never have balls on their forehead.....I don't care what kind of party is going on.....
Agent Sagittarius: No balls on my forehead, ever? There goes my social life.
Agent Tango: Ugh, you lifted that comment from the movie "Clueless" didn't you?

Agent Tango: Leg-lifts are good......but he is naked! Ass exposed! He seems happy about it. Hmm..... perhaps I should have used this in "Cover up da booty"?..... Perky butt-cheeks...
Agent Sagittarius: He's happy because he's gonna land on something.

Agent Tango: The life of the party or the arch-nemesis of "Capt. Pectoral"? Check out that hair. He's like a latin Fabio. That one chic is getting a taste. I bet that is his power.. He hypnotizes women with his hair, then gets them to take a "nip-sip" and become his zombie slave.
Agent Sagittarius: Hedwig goes to Mexico? Hedwig does college co-eds?

Agent Tango: Antonio tops Justin, and it looks like Justin is yelling. A noisey bottom boy...>>Ahem!!<<
Agent Sagittarius: Beginning of a cat fight. Antonio caught Justin flirting with his man...and then just jumped on the guy.

Agent Tango: Aw c'mon now! A beret?! Kink city. I wonder what would make it fall off? >>Ahem!!<<
Agent Sagittarius: So he hates Americans and he can't drive. Just kidding.

Agent Tango: More kink. That thong is disappearing up his "glute-cleft". I wonder if it is a "T" or "Y" back thong?.......
Agent Sagittarius: Was there a hidden camera in my bedroom the other day? This is my typical evening at home.

Agent Tango: Ah, based on the reflection, I see it is a "Y"-back thong. I wonder what the people in the office buildings across the street think.
Agent Sagittarius: They're looking for an application to work at the office across the street.


Agent Tango: Blah!....eye candy.
Agent Sagittarius: This is kind of scary. Something about it.


Agent Tango: So you go to this site and you can role-play. You make your way through a gay bar with "special rooms". Dammit, if I had known I could create a game based on Agent Ajax's weekend life I would have done it a long time ago!!
Agent Sagittarius: It's cheaper than a night out, and i don't have to worry about remembering the name of the guy I'm sleeping next to....



Agent Tango: People over in the U.K. appear to be upset about this gigantic ad placed on a farm field near an airport (visible to passengers as they land). LOL. Can you imagine if a nun or a priest is coming home or to visit and they see this? Or what if the Queen sees it?!? Hmmmm... I bet Harry has already visited this place.
Agent Sagittarius:It's smart advertising. Can you blame them?

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 7)

Agent Tango: Why would someone store their suntan bottle there?...... (the bottle is pointing up and to the right btw) :-)
Agent Sagittarius: It's so he doesn't lose it. It has nothing to do with the fact that it'll make his package look biger.


Agent Tango: A view from the Friday afternoon "Agent Apocalypse-O-Cam".....


Agent Tango: Canadians(?) on the bottom..... Looks like: up and right, down and left, straight up, up and right, straight down..... Don't these guys know about padded jockstraps? That's gotta hurt when riding!
Agent Sagittarius: Some guys like to ride and have their nuts tortured. I met one last night.
Agent Tango: >>Ahem!!<<

Cover up da booty! (part 8)........

Agent Tango: OK, who goes to the laundrymat in the buff?! Booty hanging all out and stuff... Does he also "fluff and fold" naked?
Agent Sagittarius: Well, when you don't want to go home to ANY dirty laundry, some OCD people tend to wash naked.

Agent Tango: Ahh, the "United Colors of Booty-ton"......Cover up da booties!

Agent Tango: OK, for starters it's a mini-fridge -on the floor- !! Dang, is he too poor to get a couple of milk crates or something? Oh, he must be.....he can even afford clothes! Citizens! Remember, no matter how poor you are, you *must* cover up da booty!
Agent Sagittarius: Nothing like an after sex, midnight snack.

Agent Tango: Britney! My gosh girl, you need proper coverage of your Justin, K-Fed - tapped ass! Flashing the paparazzi with these undies....it's downright ho-ish!
Agent Sagittarius : I won't do it.
Agent Tango: Ha! Your panties are always in a bunch Agent Sagittarius!

Agent Tango: I see Agent Apocalypse is home from a typical night of clubbing and partying.....
Agent Sagittarius: I've heard of explosive diarrhea, but this takes it to a new level
Agent Tango: Ew!

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