Nicely Ab-ed (1) :

Agent Tango: Hmmm....These guys have......."fur":




Agent Tango: I'm guessing 0.01% body fat on this next guy...

Agent Tango: The small smooth spot on this guy's right ab must be the 3 oz of creatine mix he swallowed just before the pic was taken....



Agent Tango: Nice tan on the last guy. Go to Les Ombres for more!

Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: Finally a flaw! Chad White has ugly feet. It's kinda rare for a guy to actually have nice looking feet but generally male "super models" should have better looking feet. I guess it could be worse. He could have "Chewbaca-feet"!
Agent Ajax: Come now! You act like he isn't human! With the exception of his pinky toe, he has an ok foot. GET IT CHADDY! *drools*



Agent Tango: Heh heh




Agent Tango: OK, Gary Dourdan is one of my favorite actors....heh, I shouldn't comment but a few weeks ago he roughed up the paparazzi. You can see the clips on TMZ here. (Hmmm....who was the dude he was hugging??) Normally it seems like he is pretty cool. I guess they got to him that day....The bad side of all this is now everyone in L.A. knows that if they see a dude with a red helmet on a Ducati..... it's prolly him.

Agent Ajax: Fuck those fools....they deserve what they got. I can't stand paparazzi...they pester celebs to death and then act all confused once they get annoyed that their personal space is constantly challenged.

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 8)

Agent Tango: Up and to the left. This is a "tight fit"!
Agent Sagittarius: He needs to move up a size



Agent Tango: Straight down + catch-a-breeze action. I hope he's not planning on doing jumping jacks.
Agent Sagittarius: Someone's a little excited

Agent Tango: I am not!

Agent Tango: Hmmm...down and to the right? And what does that shirt say?! "Sac City" indeed....
Agent Sagittarius: What's that white stuff dripping down his shirt?

Agent Tango: Track dust?

Agent Tango: My gosh!.... Is there even a bulge?!? Maybe he dropped a peanut M&M in his trunks!
Agent Sagittarius:He wore an "itsy bitsy, teenie weenie....." Is that they way the song goes?
Agent Tango: Close enough....


Agent Tango: Down and to the right but I can't figure out the "thigh bands"...
Agent Sagittarius: Who cares how they work. They're hot.
Agent Tango: Hmmm....I guess.


Agent Tango: He's doing his laundry and showering at the same times. Points for multi-tasking!
Agent Sagittarius: Dammit, Al Gore got to him. He's doing his part of water conservation.



Agent Tango: Another "pimple boy". Down and to the right (if you use a magnifier)
Agent Sagittarius: Maybe he's a grower not a shower.
Agent Tango: He'll need to grow a lot to make up for his ...."short cummings"


Agent Tango: Now these do not look comfortable...
Agent Sagittarius: Either pull them down or roll the waist down..

Agent Tango: "Roll the waist down"?? I see what you're after....lol

Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: I wonder if I started swinging around a lot if it would improve my physique?
Agent Apocalypse: Well it worked for Tarzan
Agent Tango: I'm not wearing a loincloth.


Agent Tango: Harry Potter mania... blah. Hmmm... Looks like someone is into leather and eye-liner in this pic..... Just what sort of "scene" is he into I wonder... I bet I know (see last week's pic)
Agent Apocalypse: Hey this guy used to live down the hall from me... I always wondered about the screaming animals


Agent Tango: I just don't get this entire "stretch the earlobe" thing...... What would make dudes and chics with ....nice faces..... wild-out their "look" with stretched ears?


Agent Tango: ...and face piercings on top of that. I just don't quite get it.
Agent Apocalypse: Leave the face peircings out of this... I look shekshi with my spikes all over the place.
Agent Tango: Yes, we all know why you have your tongue pierced........


Agent Tango: You think he shaves his chest?
Agent Apocalypse: Probably.


Agent Tango: Chad White....Chad white.... Chad White.... There doesn't seem to be an end to this guy's media "appeal". I guess we are contributing to it. But hey, I'm not some sycophant... It's not like *I'm* some obsessed fan! .......
Agent Apocalypse: Who? *{looks confused}*
Agent Tango: Never mind....


Agent Tango: Hmmm.... He's not wet...but I think now Agent Sagittarius is....
Agent Apocalypse: He's not even in the water.
Agent Apocalypse: That reminds me I was invited to a Luau today
Agent Tango: Oh?
Agent Tango: Will you wear a grass skirt?
Agent Apocalypse: No
Agent Tango: Can't you wear those to a Luau?
Agent Apocalypse: Yes but I'm not going to...
Agent Apocalypse: I'm probably gonna stay home....
Agent Tango: Have you ever?
Agent Apocalypse: Yes
Agent Tango: What was under the grass skirt?
Agent Apocalypse: Shorts.
Agent Tango: Tasteful...
Agent Tango: Did you smoke the skirt afterwards?.....

Cover up da booty! (part 9)........

Agent Tango: Ice cold booty. Snow-covered cheeks!! Cover it up! Cover it up! He's *gotta* be cold!
Agent Apocalypse: Oh dear lord, it's like a Columbian druglord's boy-toy fantasy ...*sniff sniff*

Agent Tango: Courtesy of Oh La La we have half a dozen tushes. All exposed!! What is going on here?? What a cheeky display!
Agent Apocalypse: The guy in front seems very enthusiastic about this shot

Agent Tango: Another "cheeky" display. This almost looks like an orgy. Blonde-boy needs to turn *and cover* the other cheek!
Agent Apocalypse: {tilts head to side, confused}

Agent Tango: It looks like he is searching for something. I hope it's a pair of briefs. Cover it up man! Cover it up!
Agent Apocalypse: Yeah hopefully it's MY pair of briefs...
Agent Tango: {Hoses down Agent Apocalypse}

Agent Tango: *What* kind of massage is this?? His hand is firmly gripping that butt-cheek! Will there be a "happy ending" to this story?
Agent Apocalypse: "...just a little to the left... oh yeah that's the spot "


Agent Tango: I don't care how fit and acrobatic you are....the booty *must* be covered at all times!
Agent Apocalypse: Who wants to bet this guy was a cheerleader
Agent Tango: For what team??

Agent Tango: Harry needs to keep it covered!! Muggles beware!! A naked man-boy wizard will cast a spell on you!! He's not holding a wand...oh wait.....

Morning Workout (Lesson 5)

Stretch.....


Hangimg crunches.....


Use a workout partner.....

Beat a workout partner (while naked)..........

Eye Candy (Series 4)

Agent Tango: Interesting use of shadows. I believe the model's name is Sean O'Pry.
Agent Sagittarius: Is this where Vulcans come from?
Agent Tango: I guess the eyebrows and hair are a bit "Mr. Spock-ish"


Agent Tango: I guess it's all about the "abs" these days....
Agent Sagittarius:So, once you put on a piece of "tribal" jewelry does that make you "exotic"?
Agent Tango: Yes....


Agent Tango: I guess have a "pretty face" can get ya places too.... I'm betting this guy is short.
Agent Sagittarius: "Um, no mom I wasn't looking at my ass in the mirror. ...."
Agent Tango: (..but Agent Ajax was....)


Agent Tango: Again with the abs. Hmph....
Agent Sagittarius: I'm too sexy for my shirt?
Agent Tango: That was lame. "Right Said Fred??" C'mon now....

Agent Tango: I wonder what he is thinking.....
Agent Sagittarius: I knew i missed out on something when I opted out of wrestling, but I didn't think it was this.
Agent Tango: See? I told you not to sign up for the cheerleading squad.


Agent Tango: Naked and frustrated? ...or Frustrated and naked?
Agent Sagittarius: "God why does this keep happening to me? This is the third time this month. I don't even remember how I got here..."
Agent Tango: Let's see, I can *distinctly* remember a certain drunk Agent Sagittarius calling me from his doorstep 1 year ago, locked out of his apartment. Were *you* naked as well? Does this pic hit too close to homo...errr...home?


Agent Tango: More frustration. At least his booty is covered.
Agent Sagittarius: He can't afford a better place to live but he can afford 2(x)ist undies. Where are his priorities?
Agent Tango: On his booty...



Agent Tango: Once again there is nakedness. What if a crab comes up from behind him and pinches his booty..or even worse...his.. "stuff" ?!?
Agent Sagittarius: I'm cold, wet, naked, and want to go home.
Agent Tango: Didn't you say that last week at the end of your friend's birthday party?

Agent Tango: What is he doing with his tongue??!
Agent Sagittarius: What is he wearing? And the hair?
Agent Tango: Gap rejects. The hair is very "Curious George-ish".

Stuff in the crosshairs......

Agent Tango: Matt Damon can surf?? Who knew?!! .....



Agent Tango: Chad white is everywhere! Everyone seems to be "ga-ga" over him. Must be the ....fuzzy haircut...
Agent Sagittarius: I think it's the eyebrows




Agent Tango: Or is it the abs?.....
Agent Sagittarius: He looks fat here.....or pregnant

Agent Tango: Yikes! ... Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo...naked...having sex in Mexico... "Viva la hot tub!"
Agent Sagittarius: One more celebrity sex tape. How many of these do we have to see before people realize that they do the same things that regular people do?
Agent Tango: Hey, I don't have sex in Mexican hot tubs....Am I not regular?!?





Agent Tango: The elastic isn't enough?!...or is he too cheap to buy a leather harness?
Agent Sagittarius: I knew I wasn't the only one who needs suspenders to keep their underwear up.




Agent Tango: Hmmm....I wonder how I would look with a "mop top"...
Agent Sagittarius: "I just woke up. I'm hungry, and I look like shit, You smile for the camera."


Agent Tango: Who sleeps like this?!?....Talk about horny!
Agent Sagittarius: Breakfast in bed? I'll take two please?
Agent Tango: Two of what?....nevermind... I don't wanna know....

Agent Tango: It's good to see that Paris is recovering in Hawaii and turning over a new leaf...>>ahem!<<
Agent Sagittarius: She's finally wearing something down there. Maybe she's practicing lamaze. You know she'll be pregnant soon since she doesn't wear undewear. She just taking her chances.
Agent Tango: Be nice :-)