The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 13)

Agent Tango: Hmmm....Stretching in a thong. A small one at that! I wonder where that forked vein is coming from (or going)? The battle in this scene appears to going straight down but the lack of pouch material and the fact that his arms are up leads me to believe he is about to surrender.


Agent Tango: What a fashionisto. His netting matches his trunks. Great color co-ordination but guess what? You didn't catch anything!...or maybe he did. Is that a trout I see? His battle appears to be up and to the left.



Agent Tango: His battle appears to be up and to the right....I hope he has a Viagra pill in that drink....actually I hope he has 2 pills.....Stay thirsty my friend!


Agent Tango: He is ready for battle.....a small battle.....straight down. Not that I need it >>cough!<< >>cough!<<> but you would think you'd want to wear a large cup to intimidate your opponent....not make him laugh.

Nicely Ab-ed (5) :

Nicely Ab-ed (4) :

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New Agents Wanted.....

Some Agents have gone AWOL, disappeared, or fallen into the lameness pit. Shoot me an IM if you'd like to be considered!

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Stuff in the crosshairs.....

!! Cougar alert!!
Agent Tango: It looks like Madonna is up to her old tricks. Tsk...tsk....She is literally old enough to be his grandmother. What will her kids think...lol... Who are we kidding, he'll be history in 30 days! The two can be seen in "W" magazine this month.

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Agent Tango: I didn't think my shoes smelled this bad. Damn.... he could have at least turned out the light!



Agent Tango: Poor M. P. Well really it was his "friends" that suffered. I still can't believe the cops are saying M.P. won't be charged because they can't "prove" he was really taking a hit. Ummm..... didn't he practically admit it?? LOL. Fine, if he didn't then at least bring him in for questioning? Lame....

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Eye Candy (Series 5)

Agent Tango: Hmmmm.....maybe in Rio.....

Agent Tango: He's kinda skinny....the trunks are kinda baggy. But I guess they work.

Agent Tango: Nice blue trunks.

Agent Tango: An excellent photographer. See more here and here.


Agent Tango: Nice arrangement of colors and use of effects. A cool pic.

Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: I don't care what anyone says, not only do I think that Terrence Howard did a great job in Iron Man but I also think he got royally screwed by Marvel and the producers. Yeah, yeah...money was probably an issue (see Defamer links) but still....they should have kept him and made it work somehow.


Agent Tango: Wow! J. B. can really chow down. I bet you wouldn't catch Pierce on the beach sporting a chip bag (or belly) that size (>>snicker<<). {Source: The Gossip Girls :G-Rated}

Agent Tango: This is a bizarre ad from Diesel. What does it mean/imply?

Agent Tango: Yikes, look at the quads on Mario! He must do some serious leg workouts. Bulging right through the jeans. That's cool....just don't over do it and look like this guy.
{Source: Pacific Coast News : G-Rated}

Agent Tango: A nice bowl'o'kitty in the morning does wonders. It's a great way to load up on vitamin....."P". (>>wink<<>>wink<<). Don't look so scared gato, you'll get some milk soon (poured all over you). {Source : L'HOMME EST UN CONCEPT : R-rated}

Agent Tango: Heh...leave it to 2 queeny guys to get a British guard to crack up. See the video here.

Nicely Ab-ed (3) :

Agent Tango: Some Photoshopping I guess....but still a nice look

Agent Tango: Looks kinda like how I like my oatmeal: lumpy but firm.

Agent Tango: Show off.....

Agent Tango: WOW! Look at the ab separation on this guy! You could pour milk and eat cereal out of that. *How* does that happen?!?

Agent Tango: Kinda kinky looking in a way.

Agent Tango: I think he defines "lean"

Agent Tango: OK now this is just ridiculous. He must model for Marvel comics.

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 12)

Agent Tango: The battle is lost. Right, left, right, up (with stain?!.... oh my.)
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Agent Tango: What type of outfit is this? Would it go all the way up to his shoulders or half way? Anyway, he has lost the battle....down and to the right.


Agent Tango: Hmmm...I'm not a fan of the huge waistband on underwear these days. It makes them look like grandpa briefs. Battle lost: straight down.

Agent Tango: Ah, the battle is *definitely* lost! He is raising the white flag.....or should i say: white tent!

Agent Tango: Oh c'mon. Lame pose...and you *know* all of his butt is exposed with the pants hanging that low. Battle lost: straight down.

Morning Workout (Lesson 8)

Leg and torso lift (keep toes pointed).

Twist and touch toes.

Say "Hello" to your little friends.

Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: Lindsay Lohan and her main squeeze Samantha Ronson

Agent Tango: Rachel Maddow (cable news show talk host)


Agent Tango: Hmmmm....Me'thinks they be twins!
Agent LaWhore: There really must be something in the water there on the Isle of Lesbos.
Agent Ajax: Odd coincidence or lesbionic tax dollars at work? You decide.
Agent Tango: There is a lesbian tax?!?

Agent Tango: OK. The story is a couple of months old. You can see it here. It still gets me that this dufus would bathe in the sink...pubes and all! Ick! And his name is Tim Tackett. Very tacky Mr Tackett. But now he is a star (of sorts). Go figure. See an interview of him here. (BTW: Someone fire his stylist)
Agent LaWhore: "My momma always told me the Sunlight detergent was sensitive on hands but tough on grease!"
Agent Ajax: I'll never look at a whopper the same way again...and I don't know how to feel about that : /

Agent Tango: Yeah Michael, I'd be a little pissed too. It appears to be a little too "form fitting" and sheer. We can see that Olympic tatt of yours clearly. I wonder if the back is like this also? LOL...I bet I know who designed this.... Agent Ajax!
Agent LaWhore: "... AND I look better than Robin in this tight suit!"
Agent Ajax: Surely, if I were to make this garment, I would let super twink wear it...that @ss is mine!
Agent Tango: Who is super twink??

Agent Tango: Hmmmm.... The Dark Knight meets Hancock? Are the floors sticky in this theatre? Heh....
Agent LaWhore: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.... That started from this tropic port aboard this large BLACK ship!"
Agent Tango: LaWhore, I think you need serious help....along with "a large black ship"
Agent Ajax: You know someone with no life and a limited range of humor staked out this theatre when they heard the release date.
Agent Tango: I *have* a life! OK?!

Agent Tango: Ahh, those eyes speak volumes. You *know* if he loses she's gonna be all "You should've picked me....Loser! (as she sips her wine)."
Agent LaWhore: She's thinking: "If only I could wiggle my nose like Samantha did in Bewitched!"
Agent Ajax: "Bitch stole my fish with a presidency twist."
Agent Tango: You lost me there. I've got to get out more.