Agent Tango: No beer belly on this guy. He obviously loves giving his pubes some air. Monsieur Le Raunch!
Agent Sagittarius: Just add beer and you've got a party. Cheap date. Easy lay. What's the point in even having underwear?
Agent Tango: Well maybe it's good place to keep the occasional dollar bill or it could be used to get a good "grip" >>ahem!<< ??
Agent Tango: Why do a lot of clubs have black walls?!? Is it to hide the variety of "stains" that will eventually cover them?
Agent Sagittarius: Why am I never invited to these places? Black walls cover up a list of sins, not just in decorating you know?
Agent Tango: Hmmmm... Looks like a candidate for "Cover Up Da Booty". I see some fiend *is* trying to cover it with cash. That booty covering is almost like a fishnet. The catch of the night is... "Halibutt"...
Agent Sagittarius: Auditions for "Buttman and Throbbin: Masked Crusader", where's Boy Wonder?
Agent Tango: In that outfit there isn't much to wonder about.
Agent Tango: Now this brotha is gettin paid! I hope he invests it in a good mutual fund or IRA...
Agent Sagittarius: More incentive for the me to work out. Whose dick do I have to suck to earn money like that?
Agent Tango: Hmmm...Well, isn't your town full of Senators?
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