Agent Tango: Hmmm....Stretching in a thong. A small one at that! I wonder where that forked vein is coming from (or going)? The battle in this scene appears to going straight down but the lack of pouch material and the fact that his arms are up leads me to believe he is about to surrender.
Agent Tango: What a fashionisto. His netting matches his trunks. Great color co-ordination but guess what? You didn't catch anything!...or maybe he did. Is that a trout I see? His battle appears to be up and to the left.
Agent Tango: His battle appears to be up and to the right....I hope he has a Viagra pill in that drink....actually I hope he has 2 pills.....Stay thirsty my friend!
Agent Tango: He is ready for battle.....a small battle.....straight down. Not that I need it >>cough!<< >>cough!<<> but you would think you'd want to wear a large cup to intimidate your opponent....not make him laugh.
