Sunday, June 17, 2007

Random stuff......

Agent Tango: My question is: Would he look better with a haircut?
Agent Sagittarius: Body hair cut. Shave the chest, then yeah, he's hotter.

Agent Tango: Wow, he's like a super-hero. He's got the physique, the stance, the groovy briefs. He could be "Captain Pectoral!"
Agent Sagittarius: He's like the little boy that's trying to be a superhero. All he needs is a towel around his neck.


Agent Tango: One should never have balls on their forehead.....I don't care what kind of party is going on.....
Agent Sagittarius: No balls on my forehead, ever? There goes my social life.
Agent Tango: Ugh, you lifted that comment from the movie "Clueless" didn't you?

Agent Tango: Leg-lifts are good......but he is naked! Ass exposed! He seems happy about it. Hmm..... perhaps I should have used this in "Cover up da booty"?..... Perky butt-cheeks...
Agent Sagittarius: He's happy because he's gonna land on something.

Agent Tango: The life of the party or the arch-nemesis of "Capt. Pectoral"? Check out that hair. He's like a latin Fabio. That one chic is getting a taste. I bet that is his power.. He hypnotizes women with his hair, then gets them to take a "nip-sip" and become his zombie slave.
Agent Sagittarius: Hedwig goes to Mexico? Hedwig does college co-eds?

Agent Tango: Antonio tops Justin, and it looks like Justin is yelling. A noisey bottom boy...>>Ahem!!<<
Agent Sagittarius:
Beginning of a cat fight. Antonio caught Justin flirting with his man...and then just jumped on the guy.


Agent Tango: Aw c'mon now! A beret?! Kink city. I wonder what would make it fall off? >>Ahem!!<<
Agent Sagittarius: So he hates Americans and he can't drive. Just kidding.

Agent Tango: More kink. That thong is disappearing up his "glute-cleft". I wonder if it is a "T" or "Y" back thong?.......
Agent Sagittarius: Was there a hidden camera in my bedroom the other day? This is my typical evening at home.

Agent Tango: Ah, based on the reflection, I see it is a "Y"-back thong. I wonder what the people in the office buildings across the street think.
Agent Sagittarius: They're looking for an application to work at the office across the street.


Agent Tango: Blah!....eye candy.
Agent Sagittarius: This is kind of scary. Something about it.


Agent Tango: So you go to this site and you can role-play. You make your way through a gay bar with "special rooms". Dammit, if I had known I could create a game based on Agent Ajax's weekend life I would have done it a long time ago!!
Agent Sagittarius: It's cheaper than a night out, and i don't have to worry about remembering the name of the guy I'm sleeping next to....



Agent Tango: People over in the U.K. appear to be upset about this gigantic ad placed on a farm field near an airport (visible to passengers as they land). LOL. Can you imagine if a nun or a priest is coming home or to visit and they see this? Or what if the Queen sees it?!? Hmmmm... I bet Harry has already visited this place.
Agent Sagittarius:It's smart advertising. Can you blame them?

Saturday, June 16, 2007

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 7)

Agent Tango: Why would someone store their suntan bottle there?...... (the bottle is pointing up and to the right btw) :-)
Agent Sagittarius: It's so he doesn't lose it. It has nothing to do with the fact that it'll make his package look biger.


Agent Tango: A view from the Friday afternoon "Agent Apocalypse-O-Cam".....


Agent Tango: Canadians(?) on the bottom..... Looks like: up and right, down and left, straight up, up and right, straight down..... Don't these guys know about padded jockstraps? That's gotta hurt when riding!
Agent Sagittarius: Some guys like to ride and have their nuts tortured. I met one last night.
Agent Tango: >>Ahem!!<<

Cover up da booty! (part 8)........



Agent Tango: OK, who goes to the laundrymat in the buff?! Booty hanging all out and stuff... Does he also "fluff and fold" naked?
Agent Sagittarius: Well, when you don't want to go home to ANY dirty laundry, some OCD people tend to wash naked.

Agent Tango: Ahh, the "United Colors of Booty-ton"......Cover up da booties!

Agent Tango: OK, for starters it's a mini-fridge -on the floor- !! Dang, is he too poor to get a couple of milk crates or something? Oh, he must be.....he can even afford clothes! Citizens! Remember, no matter how poor you are, you *must* cover up da booty!
Agent Sagittarius: Nothing like an after sex, midnight snack.

Agent Tango: Britney! My gosh girl, you need proper coverage of your Justin, K-Fed - tapped ass! Flashing the paparazzi with these undies....it's downright ho-ish!
Agent Sagittarius : I won't do it.
Agent Tango: Ha! Your panties are always in a bunch Agent Sagittarius!

Agent Tango: I see Agent Apocalypse is home from a typical night of clubbing and partying.....
Agent Sagittarius: I've heard of explosive diarrhea, but this takes it to a new level
Agent Tango: Ew!

Saturday, June 09, 2007

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