Scenes from a club (I)..

Agent Tango: Rip-away-crotch jeans. Hmmm...I'm sure Diesel will market them soon.




Agent Tango: I wonder what was in the basket?




Agent Tango: I am at a loss for words.......




Agent Tango: Hmmm.....Was he high? Drunk? Or could that be his normal look?? (I hope not) I'm sure he would be a perfect friend for:





Agent Tango: *WHAT* is going on in this bathroom?? What is this freak doing? Offering his booty before customers can wash their hands?! Tsk...tsk.....




Agent Tango: Football shoulder pads?!? Kinky....I guess...




Agent Tango: Cute couple. Hunter has cool friends.

Putin may have to move to Dubai.....

Agent Tango: Shocking!

Puke It like Beckham.......

Agent Tango: Hmmm.....I wonder what made him so sick? Perhaps it was:

Look at the fishie!

Agent Tango: Phelps is cool and all but I think he kinda looks like a Dolphin in this outfit.
Agent Ajax: Yeah...he does...but aren’t dolphin’s fins usually bigger than that and on the opposite side?
Agent Tango: What is that boy in the background looking at?





Agent Tango: Wow! What the he-- is going on here?! Why is that other dude covering his eye?
Agent Ajax: Penalty on yellow- unnecessary nudity and possible eye injury. RED CARD!!!!! *crowd goes wild*
Agent Tango: Even in soccer they should be wearing a jock or a thong or *something*! Talk about free-balling!






Agent Tango: What's with dudes being naked or in undies on kitchen counters?? Booty and balls where I make my meals!? No way! >>cough!<<
Agent Ajax: Little Caesar is too little for my tastes...better go with Pizza Butt...errr...I mean Hut

The Dangers of Stripping In A Gay Parade....

Agent Tango: There must be something about being on a float in a gay parade.....



Agent Tango: This may not be such a good idea.....



Agent Tango: Oh no! Now the ass-play starts! He should have known better.



Agent Tango: Now he's *excited*.

Agent Q: Was this a Gay Pride parade or a parade for Emperor Ho?

For a fist full of dollars……

Agent Tango: OK, I just don’t get the whole dollar-bill thing.
Agent Tango: Why is it always dollars?! If I ever decided to wiggle my ass onstage I would expect more.


Agent Tango: Must be something about gay guys and their “go-go boy budget”. How does one earn a 5 or a 20?
Agent Tango: I mean after all, most strippers get 20s.


Agent Tango: If you were in a str8 strip club waving a $1 bill you’d get tossed out or mocked.


Agent Tango: Well at least here’s one who earned a $20 bill. Unless it was just “seed” money to encourage others. He’d better watch it. Someone might snatch it out and replace it with a 1.



Agent Tango: Yikes! “Booty Bank” is right! Some horny fiend went *deep* for this one. I’m surprised the boy is still moving around up there. Ick! And it’s a $1 bill! Cheap B@stards! I can not imagine having someone yank my thong (not that I wear one) to the side and fingering a dollar bill up my booty. Tsk…tsk……


Agent Tango: I bet if there were a .50 bill, you’d see all these horny guys waving them.


Agent Tango: Someone is reaching for the gold. Those fingers look like they are fishing around in there hoping to catch the magic “C-bass”. Again all I see are dollars.


Agent Tango: Look at this!! OMG. Again with a dollar! Run for the hills if he’s commin’ at ya!
Agent Tango: (shakes his head)...horrid....horrid!

MOM SAYS HI !

Agent Euro: It's not really my mom..... it's my brother!
Agent Tango: Hmmm... are you two twins?

Shoes make the man.......

Agent Tango: I like the shoes.
Agent Euro: Who's that?
Agent Tango: ...
Agent Euro: ok..Is he getting naked?
Agent Tango: He is an Armani model
Agent Euro: Whatever they pay him ... i'll double!

Cover up da booty!.....

Agent Tango: Hmmm...OK, just barely covered...but damn, look at how tight that has to fit. Is *that* comfortable? (who would wear this)?!

Agent Tango: No, not quite....

Agent Tango: Either he bought the wrong size....or maybe it shrank after being washed in hot water?...or.....his butt is just big!

Agent Tango: Wear this and you would probably always have to stay shaved...or maybe not?

Muscle Control (part 1)

A. Strength...
B. Balance...
C. Strength and Balance....
D. Most popular man at any gay party.....

LOL....Good "Story"....

Agent Tango: OK.....Boyband called "US 5"

....traveling Europe....big in Germany...

.....practically unheard of here in the U.S. ...

.. girls go crazy, etc...etc...

Then one day....ooops! :



Who is this getting head in a men's room.....from a guy!?!

Uh-oh! Time for a cover story! Ummmmm....
(LOL....I love the German caption: "Toiletten Blowjob")

What's that? He was "sick" that night and puking in a toilet?...and he had one of his friends in there "helping" him?.....Oh...OK. :-P

His die hard fans know he is as clean and straight as fresh snow:

We'll start here......

Agent Tango: Hmmmm..... I guess people just can't get enough. I thought they were enemies now? Or just 'frienemies'.....? Who knows?

Agent Tango: Nice. I think I want a pair. But I wonder if there is room for the iPod and my XXL condoms?...