A-ha! Lance loves Justin !

Agent Tango: I knew it! I just wonder how Lance Bass fixed this game of "spin the bottle" to win? I bet he slipped a magnet in the bottle when no one was looking!
Wow!.....look at the frizzy "fro" that Justin Timberlake had back then. LOL!
(Thanks to the Defamer for the link that lead to the source) I'm sure Justin is thinking, "Aw man! I better cover up my booty tonight! Lance is an animal!" BTW: You know Lance must have initiated this game. The odds are in his favor! There are 5 guys and 1 girl (Britney). A-ha!.........

We miss Pierce!!

Agent Tango: Yeah, yeah..... I know we should all give the new James Bond (Daniel Craig) a fair shot .... but there is something about the previous one (Pierce Brosnan) that made James Bond seem kinda.."fun".

George Michael : Bushman!

Agent Tango: You have got to be kidding. In the bushes with that guy???
Yikes!! LOL.....I love how the article describes him as "pot-bellied"...lol......how awful.

"....Minutes earlier the one-time heart-throb had been lurking in the shadows at the notorious homosexual pick-up spot on Hampstead Heath....."


Agent Tango: I wonder what he saw in him?.....Perhaps it was his sexy legs?.....




Agent Tango: I can only imagine the queeny nastiness he was shouting back at the photographer...lol.
Agent Ajax: Georgie Porgie and Bushman Guy, you made me sick and I want to die...after having that mental image branded into my psyche. Poor Mr. Michael...well, you do know the old addage right? The one that says you can't teach an old british dog new tricks, but he sticks to his old ones just fine? O_o I seriously think im going to be ill...its like i took the concorde from La Guardia to Heathrow and made a stopover in gay Hell...with no midflight showing of Heathers!!?!?! *panic attack*

Yu Gi Oh Lives!!

Agent Tango: I should try this hairstyle for at least one week.....
Agent Ajax: sonic meets party monster...loves it ^>^

Stretch...Strip...Pose

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 1)

Agent Tango: They need padding...but I can tell they are both hanging to the right.
Agent LaWhore: Yes. Are they identical twins?




Agent Tango: Hmmm...Is he hanging to the left....or to the right?
Agent Q: Hmmmm.....I don't know what I like more his hair or his underwear.



Agent Tango: What about this guy?
Agent LaWhore: I always wonder why they don't wear jock straps.



Agent Tango: Outrageous!......




Agent Tango: Definitely to the right! He's cocked and ready.
Agent LaWhore: I just bought the same underwear but for some reason it looks different....
Agent Tango: Did you really buy the underwear?
Agent LaWhore: Yes not the same color, though.
Agent Tango: Do you fill them out the same....or...do you use....*padding*?
Agent LaWhore: Bitch.




Agent Tango: I can't tell!
Agent LaWhore: But his mouth is ready to the left.

Morning stretches.....

Malcolm in the.....

Agent Tango: I wonder if this is an old pic. Didn't he get married recently? Hmmmmm.....

Sweat It Like Damon.......

Agent Tango: (also see....)

Lindsay "Low Hand That Cups" Lohan......

Agent Tango: Wow! She is no better than Paris!......oh, wait...





Agent Tango: Ah, OK. I see it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Cover up da booty! (part 2) .........

Agent Tango: Hmmmm....interesting tan line.



Agent Tango: OK. It's covered but.....it's kinda like it's not. Very *form fitting*.
Agent Q: HMMM. I wonder if it is tight on him.

Oh no! It's Hard Gay! ....

Agent Tango: Japanese television is very strange.



Agent Tango: He is actually pretty funny.



Agent Tango: Hooooooo!

Flame On! ....

Agent Tango: Christiano Ronaldo. World famous soccer player from Portugal.
Agent Tango: For some reason he reminds me of the Human Torch......

Have you driven around in your undies today?....

Agent Tango: Hmmm....Where do they keep their driver's license?
(Les Ombres is a hot site! Thanks for the link JN!)

Muscle Control (part 2).....

A. Stamina
B. Flexibility
C. Rigidity
D. Never misses a drop