Eye Candy (Series 1)

Agent Tango: Hmmm....A litlle "peek-a-boo" action going on here. At least he's wearing underwear.




Agent Tango: Good photography.




Agent Tango: Time for the ruff-stuff...German-style! I wonder what happens next?!




Agent Tango: Maybe this guy comes in....and gets rougher!



Agent Tango: ...and then things get *really* rough! Dang! There are enough six-packs in this picture for a SuperBowl party! I wonder what kinds of workouts these guys do? If anyone knows please tell me.




Agent Tango: Wicked pecs on this guy.



Agent Tango: ...same guy....he must workout with the guys from above.




Agent Tango: Agent Ajax, what do you mean you are thirsty?!








Agent Tango: Hmmm...groomed pits.

What are you looking at?!?

Good movie (tragic/sad). Check it out on DVD:
Mysterious Skin



In fact, go get all of his movies.
Fan sites here and here and a good review of Mysterious Skin is here (bottom of page).

Since J.G.L. is such a good actor (and kinda cool) we won't pick on him *but* we gotta know.... Was there any tongue? :


:-P~

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 2)

Agent Tango: Definitely hanging to the left. The brand of undies seem cool (also the model..ugly feet though). I may buy a pair.
Agent Orange: Well you can see which side he dresses to.
Agent Tango: I have no idea what that means....




Agent Tango: Another "leftie". Posing with attitude. I predict a future queen. LOL
Agent Orange: Yes.




Agent Tango: Hmmm...right, right, and....unknown. The one on the far right may be straight up or...hanging to the right? What do you think?
Agent Orange: Kinda yummy...nice white undies
Agent Tango: Hmmm...




Agent Tango: Yikes! Tent city!! I wonder what he is thinking of? Perhaps he's imagining a sex-filled a night with Agent LaWhore...or worse: a night with Agent Ajax!
Agent Orange: I want to climb on it
Agent Tango: You mean "into" the tent?
Agent Orange: ...into onto...which ever




Agent Tango: Hanging to the right.....big time! ;-)



Agent Tango: !!! Is that a MagLite in his utility belt?
Agent Orange: Ouch
Agent Tango: Did that come from a thought you are having?
Agent Orange: Yes
Agent Tango: Oh my.....




Agent Tango: Ya gotta luv stretchy fabric! :-P

Cover up da booty! (part 3)........

Agent Tango: Hmmmm....yes, I know he *is* covering it but the fit and form of the undies is....interesting.


Agent Tango: Booty on tha rocks!

Agent Tango: Booty on tha beach!

Agent Tango: Booty by the bus!!

Agent Tango: Big booty. What is he serving? What kind of party is this?? Are the barbacks bare-butted!? (Is butted a word?)


Agent Tango: Hmmm...he is nude at the beach but he still has a tan-line. He looks European. Maybe he is Greek. Cover up that booty!

Agent Tango: I don't see a booty on this poor dude...and he draws attention to his ass-anemia with crazy undies. Tsk...tsk....

Random stuff....

Agent Tango: Can pink be any gayer?
Agent Ajax: Only if Bob Mackie designed a matching water bottle hip holster to go with the ensemble.



Agent Tango: More pink! And with a purse! Look at the writing on the purse. Oy vey! Tres gay!....
Agent Ajax: Pop (or gay) will eat itself.



Agent Tango: OK, this is a pic that we didn't use for the last Muscle Control entry. It is of the same guy in "C". Both show off his painful flexibility equally. He is amazing. Hey! Agent Q! I see you looking at his bulge!.....



Agent Tango: Somehow I don't think he'll be able to properly bathe in that water.........
Agent Ajax: Who the hell needs to bathe when you're that frickin hot? Stank or not, that fool will get some play regardless. I personally like my men sans stank though.

Pose, pose, and pose again!.....

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Muscle Control (Part 3)....

A. Limber....
B. More limber ......
C. Ouch !!