Monday, December 18, 2006

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 5)



Agent Tango: Hmmm.... tent action. I wonder what was making him so excited?
Agent Euro: Cute underwear.




Agent Tango: Y'know, I bet the more money he gets...the longer his erection becomes. He has a Pinocchio penis!!
Agent Euro: It's fake.....and *I've" seen fake ones before!
Agent Tango: I won't even ask the details about that......



Agent Tango: Morning wood. I don't know if I like that spider tattoo on his side though.



Agent Tango: You should *always* take the undies off when you shower.... or *was he* showering??
Agent Euro: That's baby oil.



Agent Tango: I think something exploded in his underwear. >>ahem!!<<

Agent Euro: I like the underwear. I wonder how much they are.....

Monday, December 11, 2006

Cover up da booty! (part 6)........


Agent Tango: Hmmm... Improper coverage! Looks as though someone gave him a wedgie! (or perhaps he likes to wear his underwear that way)



Agent Tango: Duuude... cover up da booty! The surf may be up but the trunks are down.



Agent Tango: "Mirror, mirror on the wall: Whose pale booty scares them all?"



Agent Tango: Call the construction company. I see a crack in the pool!



Agent Tango: OMG! I would name this one "The Battle of Da Booty!"



Agent Tango: Got milk? ....on booty?