The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 5)

Agent Tango: Hmmm.... tent action. I wonder what was making him so excited?
Agent Euro: Cute underwear.




Agent Tango: Y'know, I bet the more money he gets...the longer his erection becomes. He has a Pinocchio penis!!
Agent Euro: It's fake.....and *I've" seen fake ones before!
Agent Tango: I won't even ask the details about that......



Agent Tango: Morning wood. I don't know if I like that spider tattoo on his side though.



Agent Tango: You should *always* take the undies off when you shower.... or *was he* showering??
Agent Euro: That's baby oil.



Agent Tango: I think something exploded in his underwear. >>ahem!!<<
Agent Euro: I like the underwear. I wonder how much they are.....