Sunday, June 17, 2007

Random stuff......

Agent Tango: My question is: Would he look better with a haircut?
Agent Sagittarius: Body hair cut. Shave the chest, then yeah, he's hotter.

Agent Tango: Wow, he's like a super-hero. He's got the physique, the stance, the groovy briefs. He could be "Captain Pectoral!"
Agent Sagittarius: He's like the little boy that's trying to be a superhero. All he needs is a towel around his neck.


Agent Tango: One should never have balls on their forehead.....I don't care what kind of party is going on.....
Agent Sagittarius: No balls on my forehead, ever? There goes my social life.
Agent Tango: Ugh, you lifted that comment from the movie "Clueless" didn't you?

Agent Tango: Leg-lifts are good......but he is naked! Ass exposed! He seems happy about it. Hmm..... perhaps I should have used this in "Cover up da booty"?..... Perky butt-cheeks...
Agent Sagittarius: He's happy because he's gonna land on something.

Agent Tango: The life of the party or the arch-nemesis of "Capt. Pectoral"? Check out that hair. He's like a latin Fabio. That one chic is getting a taste. I bet that is his power.. He hypnotizes women with his hair, then gets them to take a "nip-sip" and become his zombie slave.
Agent Sagittarius: Hedwig goes to Mexico? Hedwig does college co-eds?

Agent Tango: Antonio tops Justin, and it looks like Justin is yelling. A noisey bottom boy...>>Ahem!!<<
Agent Sagittarius:
Beginning of a cat fight. Antonio caught Justin flirting with his man...and then just jumped on the guy.


Agent Tango: Aw c'mon now! A beret?! Kink city. I wonder what would make it fall off? >>Ahem!!<<
Agent Sagittarius: So he hates Americans and he can't drive. Just kidding.

Agent Tango: More kink. That thong is disappearing up his "glute-cleft". I wonder if it is a "T" or "Y" back thong?.......
Agent Sagittarius: Was there a hidden camera in my bedroom the other day? This is my typical evening at home.

Agent Tango: Ah, based on the reflection, I see it is a "Y"-back thong. I wonder what the people in the office buildings across the street think.
Agent Sagittarius: They're looking for an application to work at the office across the street.


Agent Tango: Blah!....eye candy.
Agent Sagittarius: This is kind of scary. Something about it.


Agent Tango: So you go to this site and you can role-play. You make your way through a gay bar with "special rooms". Dammit, if I had known I could create a game based on Agent Ajax's weekend life I would have done it a long time ago!!
Agent Sagittarius: It's cheaper than a night out, and i don't have to worry about remembering the name of the guy I'm sleeping next to....



Agent Tango: People over in the U.K. appear to be upset about this gigantic ad placed on a farm field near an airport (visible to passengers as they land). LOL. Can you imagine if a nun or a priest is coming home or to visit and they see this? Or what if the Queen sees it?!? Hmmmm... I bet Harry has already visited this place.
Agent Sagittarius:It's smart advertising. Can you blame them?

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