Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: Finally a flaw! Chad White has ugly feet. It's kinda rare for a guy to actually have nice looking feet but generally male "super models" should have better looking feet. I guess it could be worse. He could have "Chewbaca-feet"!
Agent Ajax: Come now! You act like he isn't human! With the exception of his pinky toe, he has an ok foot. GET IT CHADDY! *drools*



Agent Tango: Heh heh




Agent Tango: OK, Gary Dourdan is one of my favorite actors....heh, I shouldn't comment but a few weeks ago he roughed up the paparazzi. You can see the clips on TMZ here. (Hmmm....who was the dude he was hugging??) Normally it seems like he is pretty cool. I guess they got to him that day....The bad side of all this is now everyone in L.A. knows that if they see a dude with a red helmet on a Ducati..... it's prolly him.

Agent Ajax: Fuck those fools....they deserve what they got. I can't stand paparazzi...they pester celebs to death and then act all confused once they get annoyed that their personal space is constantly challenged.

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 8)

Agent Tango: Up and to the left. This is a "tight fit"!
Agent Sagittarius: He needs to move up a size



Agent Tango: Straight down + catch-a-breeze action. I hope he's not planning on doing jumping jacks.
Agent Sagittarius: Someone's a little excited

Agent Tango: I am not!

Agent Tango: Hmmm...down and to the right? And what does that shirt say?! "Sac City" indeed....
Agent Sagittarius: What's that white stuff dripping down his shirt?

Agent Tango: Track dust?

Agent Tango: My gosh!.... Is there even a bulge?!? Maybe he dropped a peanut M&M in his trunks!
Agent Sagittarius:He wore an "itsy bitsy, teenie weenie....." Is that they way the song goes?
Agent Tango: Close enough....


Agent Tango: Down and to the right but I can't figure out the "thigh bands"...
Agent Sagittarius: Who cares how they work. They're hot.
Agent Tango: Hmmm....I guess.


Agent Tango: He's doing his laundry and showering at the same times. Points for multi-tasking!
Agent Sagittarius: Dammit, Al Gore got to him. He's doing his part of water conservation.



Agent Tango: Another "pimple boy". Down and to the right (if you use a magnifier)
Agent Sagittarius: Maybe he's a grower not a shower.
Agent Tango: He'll need to grow a lot to make up for his ...."short cummings"


Agent Tango: Now these do not look comfortable...
Agent Sagittarius: Either pull them down or roll the waist down..

Agent Tango: "Roll the waist down"?? I see what you're after....lol