Friday, August 10, 2007

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 8)


Agent Tango: Up and to the left. This is a "tight fit"!
Agent Sagittarius: He needs to move up a size



Agent Tango: Straight down + catch-a-breeze action. I hope he's not planning on doing jumping jacks.
Agent Sagittarius: Someone's a little excited
Agent Tango: I am not!




Agent Tango: Hmmm...down and to the right? And what does that shirt say?! "Sac City" indeed....
Agent Sagittarius: What's that white stuff dripping down his shirt?

Agent Tango: Track dust?






Agent Tango: My gosh!.... Is there even a bulge?!? Maybe he dropped a peanut M&M in his trunks!
Agent Sagittarius:He wore an "itsy bitsy, teenie weenie....." Is that they way the song goes?
Agent Tango: Close enough....


Agent Tango: Down and to the right but I can't figure out the "thigh bands"...
Agent Sagittarius: Who cares how they work. They're hot.
Agent Tango: Hmmm....I guess.


Agent Tango: He's doing his laundry and showering at the same times. Points for multi-tasking!
Agent Sagittarius: Dammit, Al Gore got to him. He's doing his part of water conservation.



Agent Tango: Another "pimple boy". Down and to the right (if you use a magnifier)
Agent Sagittarius: Maybe he's a grower not a shower.
Agent Tango: He'll need to grow a lot to make up for his ...."short cummings"


Agent Tango: Now these do not look comfortable...
Agent Sagittarius: Either pull them down or roll the waist down..

Agent Tango: "Roll the waist down"?? I see what you're after....lol

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