Happy New Year!

Finally 2008! But where have *all* the agents gone?!? Am I the last one? Dang. I better get some new backup. Oh well, in the meantime...........

Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: LOL…. A disfigured Justin Timberlake? Hmmm…. Now if they also make him a bit psychotic then I’ll go see it..

Links here and here.



Agent Tango: Why would you chew a razor handle? Really……why would you do it?? Admit it Bruce Weber, you just wanted him naked...lol


Agent Tango: I can only imagine what K-Fed is thinking. LOL. You can tell what Paris has on her mind...


Agent Tango: I’m not so sure about this version of the Joker in the upcoming Batman movie...

Agent Tango: I *guess* it could work. Heath Ledger is pretty versatile (**cough**) so we’ll see...

Agent Tango: Hmmm….Cool or gay? :

Agent Tango: More at Toot

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 9)

Agent Tango: Hey now! The police have entered into the battle. Talk about "copping a feel"! Uh-hunh. Frisk and *grope*, eh, officer McFeely? Tsk…tsk…..
The clip is here .......



Agent Tango: Up and to the left. Always stretch and flex your muscles in the morning...or is it the evening? Oh well, both!


Agent Tango: His smile isn't the only thing that's indicating he's getting happy. Down and to the left a little.....

Agent Tango: Hmmm....doing a push-up can hurt some people. Maybe he just wobbles and rocks at the low point?....kinda like when you balance a skateboard on a softball?

Agent Tango: Hmmm... Looks like he's "pointing" to the right. I hope there's strong elastic at the top of those trunks....

Agent Tango: You know a jock is tight if you can tell if a dude is cut or uncut....

Agent Tango: LOL. Is he checking to see if it's still there?!?

Nicely Ab-ed (1) :

Agent Tango: Hmmm....These guys have......."fur":




Agent Tango: I'm guessing 0.01% body fat on this next guy...

Agent Tango: The small smooth spot on this guy's right ab must be the 3 oz of creatine mix he swallowed just before the pic was taken....



Agent Tango: Nice tan on the last guy. Go to Les Ombres for more!