Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: Lindsay Lohan and her main squeeze Samantha Ronson

Agent Tango: Rachel Maddow (cable news show talk host)


Agent Tango: Hmmmm....Me'thinks they be twins!
Agent LaWhore: There really must be something in the water there on the Isle of Lesbos.
Agent Ajax: Odd coincidence or lesbionic tax dollars at work? You decide.
Agent Tango: There is a lesbian tax?!?

Agent Tango: OK. The story is a couple of months old. You can see it here. It still gets me that this dufus would bathe in the sink...pubes and all! Ick! And his name is Tim Tackett. Very tacky Mr Tackett. But now he is a star (of sorts). Go figure. See an interview of him here. (BTW: Someone fire his stylist)
Agent LaWhore: "My momma always told me the Sunlight detergent was sensitive on hands but tough on grease!"
Agent Ajax: I'll never look at a whopper the same way again...and I don't know how to feel about that : /

Agent Tango: Yeah Michael, I'd be a little pissed too. It appears to be a little too "form fitting" and sheer. We can see that Olympic tatt of yours clearly. I wonder if the back is like this also? LOL...I bet I know who designed this.... Agent Ajax!
Agent LaWhore: "... AND I look better than Robin in this tight suit!"
Agent Ajax: Surely, if I were to make this garment, I would let super twink wear it...that @ss is mine!
Agent Tango: Who is super twink??

Agent Tango: Hmmmm.... The Dark Knight meets Hancock? Are the floors sticky in this theatre? Heh....
Agent LaWhore: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.... That started from this tropic port aboard this large BLACK ship!"
Agent Tango: LaWhore, I think you need serious help....along with "a large black ship"
Agent Ajax: You know someone with no life and a limited range of humor staked out this theatre when they heard the release date.
Agent Tango: I *have* a life! OK?!

Agent Tango: Ahh, those eyes speak volumes. You *know* if he loses she's gonna be all "You should've picked me....Loser! (as she sips her wine)."
Agent LaWhore: She's thinking: "If only I could wiggle my nose like Samantha did in Bewitched!"
Agent Ajax: "Bitch stole my fish with a presidency twist."
Agent Tango: You lost me there. I've got to get out more.