Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Battle of the Bulge! (Act 3)



Agent Tango: Straight down.
Agent Ajax: It looks like someone Photoshopped his leg hair...awkward.
Agent Tango: You have issues with perfection. Is this why you never look me in the eye??



Agent Tango: Straight down and slightly to the right. White seems to be a popular color.
Agent Ajax: I hate those kinds of underwear...looks like a bra for a package...
Agent Tango: *You* can use padding y'know :-)




Agent Tango: Hopefully that button won't pop. Hmmm....It looks like some Nair/depilatory is needed.
Agent Ajax: Don't Nair! Au naturel is grandtastic...and let's hope the button pops sometime soon...before I do....GASP! Like that's a big shock...It's a blog about skanky pics and I made a popping joke....get over it cooters! ^>^





Agent Tango: Big stretch! Down and to the right.
Agent Ajax: It's always impressive to see veins where you never thought possible.




Agent Tango: Up and to the right. There seems to be enough material but just barely!
Agent Ajax: Me thinks I've got island fever that only the juice from a teal banana can cure! O.o
Agent Tango: ...calm down.



Agent Tango: Wow. Looks like there is some "princely" excitement going on here. I wonder what he's waving at? BTW: down and to the royal right!
Agent Ajax: Damn! ...the prince is a king among men! Yay for the royal jewels!




Agent Tango: Good abs. Down and to the right.
Agent Ajax: Back and to the left...I mean pointing at my career, i mean.....fark.
Agent Tango: This blog is a happy place..... save your personal "shortcummings" for your own blog!



Agent Tango: The battle of the bulge is lost! I suspect there is some padding though. Hmmmm.....
Agent Ajax: Those shades and that body are hot, but that bulge is beyond ridiculous...there's gotta be somethin in there that's not flesh or a vaccum unit strapped to his back that is going around to the goochage to the unit. Regardless: DISQUALIFIED!
Agent Tango: Yes. Quite Ri*dick*ulous!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Random stuff.....




Agent Tango: Hmmm..... Agent Ajax, I found this clip just for you.... ;-) (Agent Euro, this is boring for you i'm sure....)
Agent Ajax: HAH! *That* is laughs...Blair is such a dyke...on the off chance that the internet bites me in the ass and this gets back to you...love you boo! Love your work!....>.>




Agent Tango: Whip it good! Hmmmm....another case of a naked dude in the kitchen. Ick!
Agent Ajax: I love the built in euphemism in these sorts of pics...like: "Dude beats eggs" or "Pizza in my ass"....not really, but I'd beat those eggs any day....*whimper*



Agent Tango: OK. I gotta admit. It's a cool video (and cool song)
Agent Ajax: meh.





Agent Tango: The glitz! The glamour! Ooops! See you next Fall honey! (lol)
Agent Ajax: How embarrassing...I hope Karl Lagerfeld doesn't slice the poor girl with his rapier wit and sassy hispanic lady fan. The other girl fell twice...how sad...I think she will be sold to the glue factory.



Agent Tango: He flips! He twirls! He jumps. He's French!
Agent Ajax: I think ive seen this dude before except i saw him run so far up a wall then backflip off of it...it was amazing...truly talented.

Agent Tango: I think you are remembering a scene from your last sex party!



Agent Tango: I always keep my shirt on......even during sex...
Agent Ajax: Baby oil?! jesusyespleasewithsugarontopithinkimgoingtovomitoutofnervousness