Sunday, May 20, 2007

The Assassins Return......

Agent Tango: Hmmm... We have been away for awhile. Over 4 months since the last post! Unacceptable.... Now we have to "re-build" our audience. Let's begin:





Agent Tango: Ha! Capt. Morgan lives!
Agent Apocalypse: Yummy... err I mean the rum 0_o
Agent Tango: Hmph, I'm a non-drinker......
Agent Ajax: First mate has got some boobs....lol I'm just jealous I'm not that hot (probably)...





Agent Tango: OK. *What* has happened to Carrot Top?!? He used to be one of my favorite comedians. But now....WTF?!? He looks likes red-headed plastic Ken doll that's been pumped up with a bicycle pump!! Dude, you are scaring your audience at this point. Go back to being skinny....with eyebrows!
Agent Apocalypse: Oh give him a break, he just wants to be the red headed version of He-Man... or something
Agent Tango: Yeah....something.
Agent Ajax: The read-headed version of Chyna... *shudders*






Agent Tango: On a similar note, I agree with the reporter on this guy. His appearance is just a little *too* perfect....in a very gay way....lol.
Agent Ajax: You have to see this dude in action...a little too perfect or not, bitch is a diva and treats the PCD wannabes like pigs going to slaughter...delicious.

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