Stuff in the crosshairs.....

Agent Tango: I wonder if I started swinging around a lot if it would improve my physique?
Agent Apocalypse: Well it worked for Tarzan
Agent Tango: I'm not wearing a loincloth.


Agent Tango: Harry Potter mania... blah. Hmmm... Looks like someone is into leather and eye-liner in this pic..... Just what sort of "scene" is he into I wonder... I bet I know (see last week's pic)
Agent Apocalypse: Hey this guy used to live down the hall from me... I always wondered about the screaming animals


Agent Tango: I just don't get this entire "stretch the earlobe" thing...... What would make dudes and chics with ....nice faces..... wild-out their "look" with stretched ears?


Agent Tango: ...and face piercings on top of that. I just don't quite get it.
Agent Apocalypse: Leave the face peircings out of this... I look shekshi with my spikes all over the place.
Agent Tango: Yes, we all know why you have your tongue pierced........


Agent Tango: You think he shaves his chest?
Agent Apocalypse: Probably.


Agent Tango: Chad White....Chad white.... Chad White.... There doesn't seem to be an end to this guy's media "appeal". I guess we are contributing to it. But hey, I'm not some sycophant... It's not like *I'm* some obsessed fan! .......
Agent Apocalypse: Who? *{looks confused}*
Agent Tango: Never mind....


Agent Tango: Hmmm.... He's not wet...but I think now Agent Sagittarius is....
Agent Apocalypse: He's not even in the water.
Agent Apocalypse: That reminds me I was invited to a Luau today
Agent Tango: Oh?
Agent Tango: Will you wear a grass skirt?
Agent Apocalypse: No
Agent Tango: Can't you wear those to a Luau?
Agent Apocalypse: Yes but I'm not going to...
Agent Apocalypse: I'm probably gonna stay home....
Agent Tango: Have you ever?
Agent Apocalypse: Yes
Agent Tango: What was under the grass skirt?
Agent Apocalypse: Shorts.
Agent Tango: Tasteful...
Agent Tango: Did you smoke the skirt afterwards?.....

Cover up da booty! (part 9)........

Agent Tango: Ice cold booty. Snow-covered cheeks!! Cover it up! Cover it up! He's *gotta* be cold!
Agent Apocalypse: Oh dear lord, it's like a Columbian druglord's boy-toy fantasy ...*sniff sniff*

Agent Tango: Courtesy of Oh La La we have half a dozen tushes. All exposed!! What is going on here?? What a cheeky display!
Agent Apocalypse: The guy in front seems very enthusiastic about this shot

Agent Tango: Another "cheeky" display. This almost looks like an orgy. Blonde-boy needs to turn *and cover* the other cheek!
Agent Apocalypse: {tilts head to side, confused}

Agent Tango: It looks like he is searching for something. I hope it's a pair of briefs. Cover it up man! Cover it up!
Agent Apocalypse: Yeah hopefully it's MY pair of briefs...
Agent Tango: {Hoses down Agent Apocalypse}

Agent Tango: *What* kind of massage is this?? His hand is firmly gripping that butt-cheek! Will there be a "happy ending" to this story?
Agent Apocalypse: "...just a little to the left... oh yeah that's the spot "


Agent Tango: I don't care how fit and acrobatic you are....the booty *must* be covered at all times!
Agent Apocalypse: Who wants to bet this guy was a cheerleader
Agent Tango: For what team??

Agent Tango: Harry needs to keep it covered!! Muggles beware!! A naked man-boy wizard will cast a spell on you!! He's not holding a wand...oh wait.....

Morning Workout (Lesson 5)

Stretch.....


Hangimg crunches.....


Use a workout partner.....

Beat a workout partner (while naked)..........

Eye Candy (Series 4)

Agent Tango: Interesting use of shadows. I believe the model's name is Sean O'Pry.
Agent Sagittarius: Is this where Vulcans come from?
Agent Tango: I guess the eyebrows and hair are a bit "Mr. Spock-ish"


Agent Tango: I guess it's all about the "abs" these days....
Agent Sagittarius:So, once you put on a piece of "tribal" jewelry does that make you "exotic"?
Agent Tango: Yes....


Agent Tango: I guess have a "pretty face" can get ya places too.... I'm betting this guy is short.
Agent Sagittarius: "Um, no mom I wasn't looking at my ass in the mirror. ...."
Agent Tango: (..but Agent Ajax was....)


Agent Tango: Again with the abs. Hmph....
Agent Sagittarius: I'm too sexy for my shirt?
Agent Tango: That was lame. "Right Said Fred??" C'mon now....

Agent Tango: I wonder what he is thinking.....
Agent Sagittarius: I knew i missed out on something when I opted out of wrestling, but I didn't think it was this.
Agent Tango: See? I told you not to sign up for the cheerleading squad.


Agent Tango: Naked and frustrated? ...or Frustrated and naked?
Agent Sagittarius: "God why does this keep happening to me? This is the third time this month. I don't even remember how I got here..."
Agent Tango: Let's see, I can *distinctly* remember a certain drunk Agent Sagittarius calling me from his doorstep 1 year ago, locked out of his apartment. Were *you* naked as well? Does this pic hit too close to homo...errr...home?


Agent Tango: More frustration. At least his booty is covered.
Agent Sagittarius: He can't afford a better place to live but he can afford 2(x)ist undies. Where are his priorities?
Agent Tango: On his booty...



Agent Tango: Once again there is nakedness. What if a crab comes up from behind him and pinches his booty..or even worse...his.. "stuff" ?!?
Agent Sagittarius: I'm cold, wet, naked, and want to go home.
Agent Tango: Didn't you say that last week at the end of your friend's birthday party?

Agent Tango: What is he doing with his tongue??!
Agent Sagittarius: What is he wearing? And the hair?
Agent Tango: Gap rejects. The hair is very "Curious George-ish".

Stuff in the crosshairs......

Agent Tango: Matt Damon can surf?? Who knew?!! .....



Agent Tango: Chad white is everywhere! Everyone seems to be "ga-ga" over him. Must be the ....fuzzy haircut...
Agent Sagittarius: I think it's the eyebrows




Agent Tango: Or is it the abs?.....
Agent Sagittarius: He looks fat here.....or pregnant

Agent Tango: Yikes! ... Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo...naked...having sex in Mexico... "Viva la hot tub!"
Agent Sagittarius: One more celebrity sex tape. How many of these do we have to see before people realize that they do the same things that regular people do?
Agent Tango: Hey, I don't have sex in Mexican hot tubs....Am I not regular?!?





Agent Tango: The elastic isn't enough?!...or is he too cheap to buy a leather harness?
Agent Sagittarius: I knew I wasn't the only one who needs suspenders to keep their underwear up.




Agent Tango: Hmmm....I wonder how I would look with a "mop top"...
Agent Sagittarius: "I just woke up. I'm hungry, and I look like shit, You smile for the camera."


Agent Tango: Who sleeps like this?!?....Talk about horny!
Agent Sagittarius: Breakfast in bed? I'll take two please?
Agent Tango: Two of what?....nevermind... I don't wanna know....

Agent Tango: It's good to see that Paris is recovering in Hawaii and turning over a new leaf...>>ahem!<<
Agent Sagittarius: She's finally wearing something down there. Maybe she's practicing lamaze. You know she'll be pregnant soon since she doesn't wear undewear. She just taking her chances.
Agent Tango: Be nice :-)

Morning Workout (Lesson 4)

One-armed handstand.....


Kick-boxing....(clothing optional).....


Pilates exercise ball.....


Push-ups...in bed.....