Agent Tango: So the "obscenity" case was dropped. CBS is breathing a bigger sigh of relief than Janet's boob did that night.Agent Sagittarius: The hopes and dreams of future "wardrobe malfunctions" will live on for teenage boys across the US.
Agent Tango: What about teenage girls?
Agent Tango: LOL. So one of the finalists in the HGTV "Design Star" contest...a policeman!... turns out to have a "secret" gay past involving a bondage flic. And not even a "mild" one....a hardcore ropes, flails, leg-iron, bent over the table bondage flic! Damn! LOL..... Who did you think you could fool??! LOL. Interviews take on a whole new light when you know details:
"What is your most unusual talent?
A lot of people don't realize, I speak Spanish."
Uh-hunh: "Si papi! Siiiiiiiiiiiii!"
More details on this story here and here.
Agent Sagittarius: What the report neglects to tell you is that he decorated the set himself. Even pornos need a set decorator.
Agent Tango: What does this look convey?
Agent Sagittarius: Feed me.
Agent Tango: I'm sure he's....well fed.
Agent Tango: A pit-sniffer! This will only lead to licking.
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