Cover up da booty! (part 7)........

Agent Tango: Hmmm....That towel is about to fall. That booty is too much for it. He needs a beach towel not a bath towel!
Agent Apocalypse: I think the whole package is too much for anything less than a blanket... well, we should see the front before I say that

Agent Tango: Yeah, he might need 2 blankets
Agent Ajax: Just give him my number and a parachute to wrap himself up in and call it a day... Good Lord Je$u$!...I dont think I've ever seen so many curves on a dude....o_O

Agent Tango: Now, now.....I had to edit that. Let's not use his name in vain or horny rapture. This is a family blog after all!
{Agent Tango looks at the picture again, shifts in his chair and mutters, "Have mercy!!"}




Agent Tango: Fine...fine... Rip off your singlette, Hulk-style. But please, keep tha' booty covered!! Arrgghhh!!!!
Agent Apocalypse: He looks like a gymnast who snapped
Agent Ajax: Charlotte called, she wants her web back. How does it all stay so taut...If he sneezes will his muscle snap his spine in half?
Agent Tango: Well, if he sneezes I have a Kleenex handy....Although is is a bit.....used >>Ahem!<<





Agent Tango: What the hell is he doing?! Hanging naked? I can tell the dog is looking down at him thinking: "Woof! Cover up da booty! Woof!!....Fool."
Agent Ajax: I wish I was the dog....I'm in a wistful mood today...
Agent Tango: I bet you would be the only golden retriever who could give golden showers....





Agent Tango: That jockstrap looks a little too tight. Athletes always keep the front covered and "secure" but why not do the same for the booty?
Agent Ajax: Duh, Tango! If they did that, then the gays wouldn't pay any more attention and there would be no direction in his life without men to pine over his sweet, beautiful... See? ....Sheesh